Denmark vs Spain

I was in the pub the other day in Madrid watching the superb weekend of sport with Gonzo and Jose and the new guy Claudino (that's his pet name for his weiner and we've kinda forgotten his real name) the new Brazilian dude, when Denmark scored a goal.

"YES!" I shouted out, before looking around and remembering I was in Spain.

"I meant erm...NO!"

At least I still have one testicle that hasn't been shoved down my throat.