An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
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I love the shortness. Of the article that is, no the cock obviously. And the fact that the parents are leaving it there until he gets back. Classic gag.