Tea and beards

According to the news this morning Iranian scientists have found drinking steaming hot tea is linked to an increased risk of oesophageal cancer.

As an Englishman I drink a lot of tea and personally I'm cynical about this news. Who do those Iranians think they are telling us not to drink tea. This is just the next phase in their campaign of global terror.

First they build nuclear weapons, then they try to take out a cornerstone of our culture. No wonder they're in the Axis of Evil

Whatever next, a study coming out of Baghdad showing that growing a beard and wearing pyjamas on the bus improves your virility perhaps...?
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