"Are you foreign?" he said
"Yeah," I replied. "What's it to you?"
"Show me your passport"
"Why should I?" I replied. "Who are you?"
"I'm police" he said
"Yeah right" I said, "Show me some identification then"
At this point the guy whipped out a Romanian Identification card. As you may recall I lived in Romania for 6 months, so I'd seen one or two of these things in my time.
"Ah." I said, "Tu esti Romanesti"
"UH!?!"
"Tu esti Romanesti da?" I repeated. "Ce Faci?"
This had him completely lost for words.
"Vorbesti limba Romana?" I said, just checking he actually could speak his own language.
"Errrrrrrr. Da"
"Good." I said "Then fuck off and stop trying to pretend you're a policeman"
