CRB

I've been trying to fill out the CRB form today, but it's taken me all bloody day to do cos I keep getting up and walking around and scratching my arse and various other more pressing things and it got me thinking.

Why the hell do they require you to fill out 5 years worth of addresses to see if you've fiddled kids?

I am pretty sure that paedophiles generally try to avoid living in streets that contain the words "paedophile", "molestation" and "abuse".

I think that paedos should just be branded on the forehead. That would save me a load of time.

I bloody hate filling out forms.