Goodnight Seattle...

Most of my friends know that I drink tea. Loose leaf Earl Grey with a dash of milk and a quarter of a teaspoon of sugar. And lots of it. I drink a hell of a lot of tea at home.

Some of my friends also know another deep dark secret. NEVER GIVE ME COFFEE. IT MAKES ME HYPERACTIVE.

Seattle is the home of Starbucks and this city's fascination with java is legendary the world over. Now I'm not a man who regular cares about what everyone else is doing but as the old saying goes, when in Rome...

So clasp your hands together and pray for the poor folk of Seattle. They won't know what hit them. God save them all.

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