Surprise!
I know by now that most of you would be used to my antics and not a lot would surprise you any more. I also know that the only thing that is guaranteed to surprise you is if I suddenly, and quite miraculously, got laid.
Well prepare to be surprised.
Alright then, don't. I haven't really got laid, I just thought it was a good start to my column, but I had you going didn't I? Oh come on it isn't that unlikely is it!?!
grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Alright then, just a quick reminder that the travelling adventurer soon returns with stories galore and the odd present. Some of the above information may be false.
So may some of the following...
- I am still called Andy
- I have a long beard
- I am oversexed and barely able to walk in a straight line
- I return on the 29th December into Terminal 1 at 10:50 on flight VS10, where I shall procure myself another sickbag
- I still have full use of all my limbs albeit in a limited capacity
- I have met a gangster
- I am floating on a cloud far away in the Andes
- I have smoked a joint recently
- I can ski fairly well
- Despite all the crazy shit that has happened this year, at least one more amazing thing is lined up
- I've been on TV this year
- I have actually bought something for someone
- I am wearing odd socks
- I watched USA 94 with an Iranian barber
- I have had a wicked holiday
Maybe some of it's true. Maybe all of it's false. Or maybe you can ask me when I get back.
Pandycakes
