My mate went to the States and all I got was this lousy yank talking about London...

Quantumgirl I'd like your knickers soon
The fairies again told me to write this tune
You don't like London what is wrong with you?
Maybe it's cos you see it by the moon
London by day's a magnificent sight
Open your mouth, inhale and take a bite
The smog, aint it great? Not as bad in Delhi
Hell yeah my city is dirty and smelly
It's those smells and sounds that make her great
It's a delicate blend of sights and taste
The free and easy access to science and art
London my love, my life and my heart

Andy 2002