Size matters

I was chatting to my girlfriend Elena last night and she said,

"According to the papers, girls think that 8 is the perfect size, but guys think girls prefer 12"

"Jesus!" I replied, not really having listened, "No guy has a cock that long!"

"I was talking about dress size" she sighed

I'm still getting used to not being a single guy as you can see...

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