I decided today on the way to work to pick up anything that I saw that was of value, be it a 1p piece or a box of matches and tot up the value at the end of the day.
So far it's 5:30pm and I've picked up a lighter, 8 pence and a ball point pen.
By my calculations, if I keep this up for the next 26 years I will have enough money to buy a bomb casing and fill it with lighter fluid then take out my nearest Natwest bank.
There's fortunes on them there streets mark my words
