So naturally I ran downstairs with my cameras and took loads of pics of the carnage. It seems that a geezer (drunk probably) crashed his minivan-thinger into an Audi, the Audi got mashed up on the side and a traffic light got involved somewhere.
Can't imagine how it looked to the gathered drunken people returning from clubs taking pictures with their phones, when suddenly this Vietnamese dude comes running out in his pyjamas with his camera around his neck! They looked pretty confused.