The place is 4 times bigger than my last school and I'm having trouble finding my way around the staff room let alone the various labs I have to teach in. My timetable has about 40% chemistry in it, a subject that seems totally illogical, and I gotta say it's kinda taking me to pieces.
Anyway, that's enough complaining for now. Oh did I mention I got spanked black and blue the other day by three cute girls at the fetish joint. It's a long (and painful) story and I'm still finding it hard going sitting down.
Luckily though I can always call a doctor...
