Whiskers for Madeleine

I was out with Dade earlier and he pointed out that I have a fine white whisker emerging from the left cheek.

Following on from my valiant humanitarian work for Alan Johnston, I'm offering the whisker for the safe return of four-year old Madeleine, recently abducted in Portugal.

I'm bloody well hoping these people get returned or I'm gonna end up looking like a wookie.
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