I just noticed today that Mr Moustache has been growing since the day that BBC correspondent Alan Johnston got kidnapped!
As far as I'm concerned, this can only mean one thing - My tache and the fate of Alan Johnston are intimately intertwined!
So, to do my bit for world peace, I hereby offer my tache in exchange for the safe release of Alan Johnston by the Army of Islam.
^^ Free him and the tache gets it!