Jokes about Ho Chi Minh please

Alright after that really poor joke about Karl Marx in the chat box, I feel a need for more communist jokes on the site. Hell if I can't be banned in Kuwait, I may as well have a crack at being banned in Vietnam and any other communist dictatorship.

So help me out here people - it's a community project.

Post your commie gags below and make me smile!

...and may I just add here

I FUCKING HATE KUWATI!