M stands for Movement and I'm pretty sure that having moved halfway around the world in the last 5 years I can safely tick that box.
R is all about Respiration and I checked my breathing and am pretty sure that I qualify for that too.
S stands for Sensitivity. I cried when McCauley Culkin died in My Girl so I guess that makes me sensitive right? Or a pooftah.
So far so good.
G for Growth and Mr Moustache is slow-moving proof of this. Good old Mr Moustache. I didn't have the heart to give him the chop this weekend.
The next R stands for Reproduction.
Oh bollocks.
Who came up with this bloody list anyway?!
Half-dead mischief
