Come on then you pansies...

My cousin David is coming over tomorrow and we both want to go out and lose our bullfighting virginity.

So we're gonna try and get tickets to see some mad geezers stabbing defenceless (bollocks they're not defenceless at all they've got bloody horns) animals in the neck until they die.

After that I'm gonna come home and kick the shit out of the cat.

Any objections?
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