Bum

Dammit I've just noticed that I have been wearing my cruds on the wrong way all day.

This was just after bumbling into the bog, flushing it and wondering why the lights hadn't come on yet.

God I'm a dozy git.

Imagine my surprise then when I found that I had stuffed my face with bog roll and used my cheese sandwich to wipe my arse.
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