I've accepted this for a while not bothering to look but today I took a look at my keyboard and found that it's got FAR too many letters for this.
I mean what sort of twat spells "typewriter" with a Q!?
And why the fuck would you want to write "typewriter" anyway! Do normal writers write the word "pen" all day long?
I think not.
Looking through the wikipedia entry for QWERTY on alternative layouts could it be that the Italians, Czechs, Hungarians and Germans spell it "TZPEWRITER" and Lithuanians "TYPEŽRITER"?