Right.
I need a girlfriend. I figured it out today. i need a girlfriend NOW!
Why?
Well basically it's like this.
The hotel that I'm in tonight costs 36 Euros a night for a single bed. A double room costs 40 Euros.
So if you work it out that means that if 2 people share the room then each person makes a saving of 16 Euros!!!
WHAT A BARGAIN!
and when you throw in the free sex as well that saves you a further 30 or so Euros (so I'm told...)
So if anyone wants to save money with me on a regular basis just apply below.
...and they say romance is dead!
