I'm going to hell

I was waiting for a train earlier, and the train stopped off at the station and there were these gorgeous birdsa waiting to get off.

Phwoar, I thought, looking them up and down.

Then the door opened, they got out and said

"Hi Andy."

Guh!!!!

"Oh by the way, we're in year 13, you don't teach us."

My balls felt like they were up in my mouth.

They strolled off in the opposite direction to go shopping. I went straight to hell.