Man. How do I get myself in these situations?

I was chattin with South London Ch1nky earlier (come on Charlton! 4-0 on the weekend you can do it!) and he said that "my online persona was even whackier than my real one" and I wondered if he was right.

Then I had a little walk around my house and a chat with my flatmates and I realised that actually my life really IS just as bonkers as my 17 or so blogs make out.

At the moment I somehow manage to find myself living with a Norweigian, a Peruvian, a retired bloke, a really camp gay Spanish guy, an engineer, a hilarious Spanish male nurse and I just found out that the one in room 4, a quiet computer programmer type is currently working freelance on a porno site.