chocolates

I don't usually eat chocolate, but I just bought these in Belgium and they are covered in mathematical differential identities so that's ok then

Picking cherries

A while back, having been sacked from yet another teaching job I was flicking through the job pages looking for a job with as little responsibility as possible, when I saw an ad for a cherry picker.

Looking at the salary I could hardly believe my eyes, and called them immediately.

"Do you have a forklift licence?" was the first question they asked me.

"No," I replied, "but I used to pick my own strawberries as a child"

Turns out that a cherry picker is one of those hydraulic ladder things with the bucket on the end that you stand in that they use to lift people up to high places.

D'oh

Sanchi - why did you do that?

Dade - watch this right the way to the end. It starts off like a pretty wooden 'fu movie...

Subliminal messages in the bathroom

I was brushing my teeth earlier when I noticed in the mirror that my bottle of Wash and Go, which was upside down on the bathside, seemed to uncannily read

Eco Mash

Have any of my readers ever experienced such subliminal messages in strange places?