I heard this interview with this rapper on John Peel a few months back. He had just played this fantastic rap tune, about giraffes I think, by this guy which was absolutely hilarious and a damn fine tune too and at the end he says to him, "I hear you entered this into a rap competition in LA. Did you win?" to which the reply was, "I ended up narrowly missing out to this guy who rapped about the size of his cock"
I've never heard anything that sums up my life with such accuracy...
