Gyles Brandreth once awarded himself the award for the best short poem ever after and Danny Baker on his fabulous morning show on GLR has been taking submissions for stories of 12 words or less after a guy won an award for best short story ever with a submission of something like 12 words which went...
In the morning the dinosaur awoke to find he was still there
Danny Baker and myself both find this particularly unsatisfactory and he's been taking texts for great short stories of 12 words or less, so I thought in keeping with the great mans idea (Danny Bakers not this short story buffoon) I would write my life story down in less than 12 words. So here it is for all to see...
It looks once again
like we are just friends
The end
